Jesus Fucking Christ

Holy fuck! Is this the same as masturbation?

Agressive Atheism

The Tie

A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties..

The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?"

The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only £5."

The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!"

"OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom."

Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill.

Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said "Your f****ing brother won't let me in without a tie!"

Jesus Didn't Have A Wife

Religious Antidote

Hello, All!

So, here I am, the Religious Antidote. Or, at least, I hope I have something of the kind in my pocket for you to flush in to your veins. If not, then perhaps I might just cause you to pause for thought a few times, which is the very least I can hope for.

I hate religion. Not just dislike, but hate. I hate religion because of the way it poisons everything man touches. The way it displaces rational thought like oil poured in to water. The way it maims and kills. The way it indoctrinates the young when they are impressionable. The way it discriminates and divides.

As Nietzsche wrote in Twilight Of The Idols, ""Is man only a blunder of God? Or is God only a blunder of man?".

I believe the answer is the latter.

G3